You’ve seen the re-carpet, you’ve seen the re-caps, but until now, you haven’t seen it Big Blond Hair style. Last night at the Oscars there were many ballet inspired styles, a lot of red dresses, an absence of bling….and multiple looks that were undoubtedly stolen from a 90 year old. Calvin Klein and Gucci nailed it this year, while some other designers obviously let Betty White be creative director for their lines. Here are the biggest hits, and of course, the misses of the night!

Best Dressed EVER / Most Likely to Have Made You Skip Breakfast (I Did!)

Gwyneth Paltrow – Calvin Klein Collection


Best Dressed Runner Up / Most Likely to Have a Cheesy Old Man Tell Her That Her Dress is Dirty At The Bottom

Hillary Swank  – Gucci


Most Like to Be Wearing a Dress Worn To Prom in the Late 80’s / Most Likely to be Wearing A Bump – It 

 Resse Witherspoon – Armani Prive



Best Newcommer/Most Big Blonde Hair Blog Worthy/Most Likely to Cause Male’s to Make Joke’s About Her Role in “Winter’s Bone” 

 Jennifer Lawrence – Calvin Klein Collection

Most Likely to be Mistaken For an STD

Cate Blanchett – Givenchy

Best Use of Fashion Tape – Mila Kunis – Ellie Saab


Best Cougar Comeback – Sharon Stone


Most Senior Citizen Chic – Florence Welch – Valentino



Most Likely to Give You Unrealistic Expections of What You Will Look Like Less Then One Month After Giving Birth

Penelope Cruz – L’Wren Scott


*Worst Dressed / Most Likely To Be Arrested By The Fashion Police (Or at least the designer)

Nicole Kidman – Dior Couture


Worst Dressed Runner-Up / Most Likely to Be Storing Water In Her Hump

Sunrise Coigney – Johanna Johnson



*No, I didn’t miss Helena Bonham Carter, I think it’s fashionable that she just doesn’t give a s*it.