Lauren – Any idea who the designer is of the off-the-shoulder red dress that Melissa tried on at Kim’s boutique? – Jen

Well Jen, as I often say, there is good news and bad news… And I’ll start with the bad. This “Haute” red style is nowhere to be found at Posche Boutique (online), or almost anywhere else (the show was filmed last fall). The good news is that if you’re a size Medium visit MatchesFashion.com because it’s available there…And if you’re a size small go eat a few Big Macs and visit MatchesFashion.com… And if you’re a fan of the colors khaki, blue and green, read further before altering your diet.

Melissa Gorga’s Red One Shoulder Dress

Haute Hippie Asymmetric Scarlet Dress $635 MatchesFashion.com

*MEDIUM ONLY

Haute Hippie Ruched One Shoulder Jersey Dress Green $445 Net-A-Porter.com

Haute Hippe Ruched One Shoulder Dress Cobalt $445 BergdorfGoodman.com

Rent It:

Haute Hippie Sultry Safari Dress RENT: $75 www.renttherunway.com

If you must have Red, here are some style stealers:

Calvin Klein Draped 1 Shoulder Dress $118 Zappos.com

Culture Phit Miranda 1 Sleeve Dress $77 Zappos.com

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