Real Housewives Zodiac Sign Fashion: Fall Edition

To know team Big Blonde Hair is to know that we have a serious, possibly rehab-worthy obsession with astrology; I mean, instead of just any old Zoom happy hour a few weeks ago we decided to hire an astrologist (not the one from RHOBH, but just as good, leave us a comment if you’d like her info) to teach us more about how our personalities are influenced by not just our sun signs, but moon, rising, you name it. And although we may not be able to read entire birth charts just yet like she did (I mean, those things look complicated AF), we are however very confident in our abilities in giving you an accurate AF fashion horoscope reading based on your sign. So without further ado, scroll on down below to see what yours has in store for fall with twelve zodiac-themed lewks that’ll totally have you thanking your lucky TV stars. 💫

 

Fashionably,

Faryn

House of Harlow 1960 Dress / Fendi Earrings / Re/Done Mask / Bottega Veneta Bag / Schutz Boots / Senfai Bracelet / Chanel Nail Polish

If you’re an Aries like Melissa Gorga you’ll definitely be bringing some of that sizzling summer sexiness into fall with short sweater dresses and over-the-knee boots. And of course some fiery red accessories and nails to top it all off.

Other Aries’ We Love: Jennifer Aydin, Margaret Josephs, Shannon Beador, Robyn Dixon & BBH’s Lauren Sebastian 

J Brand Jeans / HVN Bag / Pollyhb Mask (inside bag) / Charlotte Tilbury Lip Set / Jennifer Behr Earrings / Alexander Wang Pumps / Staud Top (additional stock) 

If you’re a Taurus like Kim Zolciak-Biermann you’ll be going for some trendy puff sleeves accompanied by some blinged-out (mostly designer obvs) accessories. Which will probably include a very glam face mask for when you’re seen out and about shopping, at restaurants, the works.

Other Taurus’ We Love: Teresa Giudice, Caroline Stanbury, Luann de Lesseps, Kandi Burruss, Karen Huger & Gina Kirschenheiter

Alexander Wang Shirt Dress / Spanx Leather Leggings / Kendra Scott Earrings / Schutz Pumps / Valentino Bag / Tom Ford Eye & Lip Set

If you’re a Gemini like Stephanie Hollman you’re a master at putting together cute fall lewks that consist of casual basics along with some bold, statement-making accessories. You’re also guaranteed to makeup your face or both of them with beautiful fall-inspired hues.

Other Gemini’s We Love: Ashley Darby, Wendy Osefo & Andy Cohen

Boohoo Sweater Dress / Boohoo Belt / Tom Ford Fragrance / Givenchy Bag / Vince Camuto Boots / Fear is Just a Four-Letter Word / Argento Vivo Earrings

If you’re a Leo like Tracy Tutor you’re definitely not afraid to step into the nude (hued-clothing) this fall with some sexy lewks that show off the hot bod you’ve somehow continued to maintain even throughout quarantine.

Other Leo’s We Love: Tinsley Mortimer, Amanda Batula, Lindsay Hubbard, Dayna Kathan, Tiffany Moon & Mary Fitzgerald

Cotton Citizen Sweater Dress / Quay Australia x Lizzo Sunglasses / Steven New York Booties / DSquared2 Gloves / Valentino Bag / Luna London Compact Mirror / Adina’s Jewels Necklace

If you’re a Cancer like Erika Jayne Girardi you’ll probably be bringing some of quarantine’s biggest trend, tie dye, into your your #OOTD’s this fall; however whether it’ll show up in a sexy dress or sweatsuit form will totally be dictated by your ever-changing mood.

Other Cancer’s We Love: Dorit Kemsley, Lisa Rinna, Kary Brittingham, Teddi Mellencamp, Brandi Redmond, Porsha Williams, Ariana Madix, Elyse Slaine, Chrishell Stause, BBH’s Chelsie Shackelford & BBH’s Jessica Knottek

Veronica Beard Top / Sylvia Toledano Earrings / Stuart Weitzman Boots / Marissa Webb Skirt / Mac Lipstick / Chanel Bag / Karen Walker Sunglasses

If you’re a Libra like Kelly Dodd fall is your time to shine with super cute and fashion-forward sweaters, skirts and boots that you’re guaranteed to get complimented on (and then probably 100% copied).

Other Libra’s We Love: Jackie Goldschneider, Monique Samuels & Christine Quinn

Off-White Mask / Rag & Bone Jeans / Treasure & Bond Booties / DL1961 Bodysuit / Hand Sanitizer / Saint Laurent Bag / Aquaphor Lip Repair / Herbivore Botanicals Facial Roller / Boohoo Jacket 

If you’re a Virgo like Leah McSweeney fall to you is synonymous with cute crisp-weather staples like bomber jackets, turtleneck tops and skinny jeans. And in 2020, a cute face mask that everyone is guaranteed to look at especially while you’re yelling at them to put theirs on.

Other Virgo’s We Love: Lala Kent, Lisa Vanderpump, Sutton Stracke, Gizelle Bryant, Tamra Judge & Heather Rae Young

Ganni Top (Click here for similar still in stock) / Tom Ford Eyeshadow / Jennifer Zeuner Earrings / Alexander McQueen Clutch / Dior Lipstick Pencil / Ksubi Jeans / Schutz Booties / Lth Jkt Jacket 

If you’re a Scorpio like Bethenny Frankel fall is one of your favourite times of year since you can wear all of the sexy, edgy black you want without being considered too dark and scary by others (well, maybe).

Other Scorpio’s We Love: Ramona Singer, Eva Marcille, Cameran Eubanks & Paige DeSorbo

Olivia Rubin Cardigan / Laneige Lip Sleeping Mask / Paige Jeans / Nordstrom Ear Crawlers / Golden Goose Sneakers / Staud Bag / Sour Patch Kids / Starburst Duos / Eugenia Kim Mask

If you’re a Sagittarius like Garcelle Beauvais you’ve probably already got a stash of colourful and comfortable sweaters in your closet ready to go for fall (along with a stash of colourful and comforting candy for trick or treaters your purse).

Other Sagittarius’ We Love: Braunwyn Windham-Burke, Sonja Morgan, Dorinda Medley, Nene Leakes, Candiace Dillard & Amanza Smith

Tularosa Jacket / Gorjana Necklace / Clorox Wipes / Frame Bag / Paris Texas Boots / Drunk Elephant Moisturizer / ASTR the Label Face Mask

If you’re a Capricorn like Kyle Richards you love a good teddy Mellencamp jacket for fall that’s guaranteed to keep you comfy yet chic at the same time. You’ll also probably be toting around a roomy bag that’s become a real staple for you (along with disinfecting wipes).

Other Capricorn’s We Love: Emily Simpson, Kameron Westcott, Dolores Catania, Katie Maloney-Schwartz, Kristin Cavallari, Heather Altman & Michelle Pais

Levi’s Jacket / Halogen Scarf / Ksubi Jeans / Golden Goose Bag / Schutz Boots / Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Body Butter / BP. Cami

If you’re an Aquarius like Denise Richards you’ll definitely be bringing some edgy vibes to your outfits with a leather moto jacket this fall. Along with a good combat boot (or 12 if you’re Denise) of course.

Other Aquarius’ We Love: Kenya Moore

Lovers + Friends Bodysuit / Slip Mask / The Empath’s Survival Guide / Prada Bag / Elizabeth Cole Ring / Kurt Geiger London Pumps / L’Oreal Paris Mascara / Chanel Earrings

If you’re a Pisces like D’Andra Simmons fall for you is all about flowy and feminine tops that’ll have everyone coming to you for spiritual shopping advice on where to buy them. And if not, at least your mascara is waterproof for the inevitable cry sesh that’s to come.

Other Pisces’ We Love: Cynthia Bailey, Brielle Biermann, Erika Schaefer & BBH’s Faryn Wegler

Photo Credits: @MelissaGorga, @KimZolciakBiermann, @StephHollman, @ShopExcessGranted, @KellyDDodd, @LeahMob, @BethennyFrankel, @KyleRichards18, @DeniseRichards, @DAndraSimmons & Bravo TV