August 19, 2020-
Real Housewives Zodiac Sign Fashion: Fall Edition
To know team Big Blonde Hair is to know that we have a serious, possibly rehab-worthy obsession with astrology; I mean, instead of just any old Zoom happy hour a few weeks ago we decided to hire an astrologist (not the one from RHOBH, but just as good, leave us a comment if you’d like her info) to teach us more about how our personalities are influenced by not just our sun signs, but moon, rising, you name it. And although we may not be able to read entire birth charts just yet like she did (I mean, those things look complicated AF), we are however very confident in our abilities in giving you an accurate AF fashion horoscope reading based on your sign. So without further ado, scroll on down below to see what yours has in store for fall with twelve zodiac-themed lewks that’ll totally have you thanking your lucky
TV stars. 💫
If you’re an Aries like Melissa Gorga you’ll definitely be bringing some of that sizzling summer sexiness into fall with short sweater dresses and over-the-knee boots. And of course some fiery red accessories and nails to top it all off.
Other Aries’ We Love: Jennifer Aydin, Margaret Josephs, Shannon Beador, Robyn Dixon & BBH’s Lauren Sebastian
If you’re a Taurus like Kim Zolciak-Biermann you’ll be going for some trendy puff sleeves accompanied by some blinged-out (mostly designer obvs) accessories. Which will probably include a very glam face mask for when you’re seen out and about shopping, at restaurants, the works.
Other Taurus’ We Love: Teresa Giudice, Caroline Stanbury, Luann de Lesseps, Kandi Burruss, Karen Huger & Gina Kirschenheiter
If you’re a Gemini like Stephanie Hollman you’re a master at putting together cute fall lewks that consist of casual basics along with some bold, statement-making accessories. You’re also guaranteed to makeup your face
or both of them with beautiful fall-inspired hues.
Other Gemini’s We Love: Ashley Darby, Wendy Osefo & Andy Cohen
If you’re a Leo like Tracy Tutor you’re definitely not afraid to step into the nude (hued-clothing) this fall with some sexy lewks that show off the hot bod you’ve somehow continued to maintain even throughout quarantine.
Other Leo’s We Love: Tinsley Mortimer, Amanda Batula, Lindsay Hubbard, Dayna Kathan, Tiffany Moon & Mary Fitzgerald
If you’re a Cancer like Erika Jayne Girardi you’ll probably be bringing some of quarantine’s biggest trend, tie dye, into your your #OOTD’s this fall; however whether it’ll show up in a sexy dress or sweatsuit form will totally be dictated by your ever-changing mood.
Other Cancer’s We Love: Dorit Kemsley, Lisa Rinna, Kary Brittingham, Teddi Mellencamp, Brandi Redmond, Porsha Williams, Ariana Madix, Elyse Slaine, Chrishell Stause, BBH’s Chelsie Shackelford & BBH’s Jessica Knottek
If you’re a Libra like Kelly Dodd fall is your time to shine with super cute and fashion-forward sweaters, skirts and boots that you’re guaranteed to get complimented on (and then
probably 100% copied).
Other Libra’s We Love: Jackie Goldschneider, Monique Samuels & Christine Quinn
If you’re a Virgo like Leah McSweeney fall to you is synonymous with cute crisp-weather staples like bomber jackets, turtleneck tops and skinny jeans. And in 2020, a cute face mask that everyone is guaranteed to look at
especially while you’re yelling at them to put theirs on.
Other Virgo’s We Love: Lala Kent, Lisa Vanderpump, Sutton Stracke, Gizelle Bryant, Tamra Judge & Heather Rae Young
If you’re a Scorpio like Bethenny Frankel fall is one of your favourite times of year since you can wear all of the sexy, edgy black you want without being considered too dark and scary by others (well, maybe).
Other Scorpio’s We Love: Ramona Singer, Eva Marcille, Cameran Eubanks & Paige DeSorbo
If you’re a Sagittarius like Garcelle Beauvais you’ve probably already got a stash of colourful and comfortable sweaters in your closet ready to go for fall (along with a stash of colourful and comforting candy for
trick or treaters your purse).
Other Sagittarius’ We Love: Braunwyn Windham-Burke, Sonja Morgan, Dorinda Medley, Nene Leakes, Candiace Dillard & Amanza Smith
If you’re a Capricorn like Kyle Richards you love a good teddy
Mellencamp jacket for fall that’s guaranteed to keep you comfy yet chic at the same time. You’ll also probably be toting around a roomy bag that’s become a real staple for you (along with disinfecting wipes).
Other Capricorn’s We Love: Emily Simpson, Kameron Westcott, Dolores Catania, Katie Maloney-Schwartz, Kristin Cavallari, Heather Altman & Michelle Pais
If you’re an Aquarius like Denise Richards you’ll definitely be bringing some edgy vibes to your outfits with a leather moto jacket this fall. Along with a good combat boot
(or 12 if you’re Denise) of course.
Other Aquarius’ We Love: Kenya Moore
If you’re a Pisces like D’Andra Simmons fall for you is all about flowy and feminine tops that’ll have everyone coming to you for
spiritual shopping advice on where to buy them. And if not, at least your mascara is waterproof for the inevitable cry sesh that’s to come.
Other Pisces’ We Love: Cynthia Bailey, Brielle Biermann, Erika Schaefer & BBH’s Faryn Wegler