SPOILER ALERT: Melissa Gorga continues to look hot, all season.

Okay so there are way too many of you paying way too close attention to The Real Housewives of New Jersey previews, and I’m getting a lot of questions about styles worn in future episodes. Since the world is about to end, I figured I’d let everyone go to heaven knowing where the chain vest Melissa Gorga wears while performing in an upcoming episode is from. Also, the vest gives me hope because it sort of reminds me of a much sexier version of the vest Tupac wore in the California Love video, which takes place in the year 2095…Which totally means we will make it through 2012.

However, if the world does not end, there are rules if you wear the chain link vest you asked about:1- You must not wear it to work 2- You must expect to get into a fight when you wear it out 3- You must send me pics of yourself to post on the blog.

Melissa Gorga’s Chain Vest/Top

Jeweled See Through Vest $79.20 ReveBoutique.com

Top Secret Society Wild Thing Shiny Bandeau $60 ReveBoutique.com

Abs not included…

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