If I learned one thing from tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, it’s that I’ll never write a cook book. And if I do change my mind and feel inclined down the road, I’ll come up with clever faux names to use if I decide to discuss my friends in said cook book.

If I learned one more thing from tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, it’s that I’m really glad I don’t know how to cook.

Jacqueline Laurita’s Diamond Hoop Earrings in The Kitchen

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Teresa’s Black Studded Cuff Bracelet Talking to Caroline

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