St. Lucia, Spray Tans and Suites

February 23, 2011-

By Lauren

Original Post 2.16.2010

First and foremost, I must take time out to acknowledge Jake’s dance moves on his one on one date with Gia. HILARIOUS. I too have white man’s disease on the dance floor, but I could not resist rewinding the DVR on this one. I assure you, they have never seen less rythem on those islands. Jake, thank you for giving St. Lucian’s something else to make fun of American’s for. As a side note, what do you think the islanders thought of the whole production? They were probably in disbelief that this is how we meet our mates in America…

Now, down to business. This week it was down to Gia, Tenley and Vienna, three ladies who could not be more different. Gia, the sweet, sexy, fragile minded model who may have been pushed over the edge with an elmination. Tenley, the Stepford Bachelorette, who would undoubtedly love to make small perfect robot-like babies with Jake and enter them in beauty pageants. Vienna, the wild child with a Hooters past and stripper mother, who will miss out her only chance at ending up outside of Florida with a respectable man if she misses out on Jake. I think it is safe to say Jake doesn’t have a specific type at this point. The dates became more elaborate, and spit was swapped (and who knows what else) in the fantasy suite.

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